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Bri-Lion™ Gag Bat — Limited Edition Patriotic Gag Gift
The ultimate gag gift for proud American Patriots who are done with nonsense. Handmade from real American hardwood, and guaranteed to stir up laughter (and maybe awaken a few minds).
– Made in Maine, USA
– Crafted from Yellow Birch hardwood
– Patriotic Decal — Support Freedom
– FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY
– Proceeds support Republican causes, WWP, and Tunnels2Towers
– Comes with Roar Power
$36.95 (Single), $49.95 (Double Pack)
Limited Stock – Only 200 Units
Just one look at your Bri-Lion™ will shut up those pesky libs spewing nonsense.
This is a novelty item. Not for actual use. For entertainment and patriotic support only.